You could easily lose half an hour from this film. And that’s what you’ve got: instead of Troma trashing Shakespeare, it’s Shakespeare with a few Troma bits bolted on. According to Wikipedia it went through several iterations entirely in Shakespearean verse before it was rewritten, cut, and funny bits added.
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The Troma bits were good, but this movie takes itself way too seriously with some looooong romance and make-out scenes. This is meant to be one of Troma’s classics, but it’s no Toxic Avenger. “Well he found a peanut all right, honey. Oh ducky, give it up, you’re not fooling anyone. We also get Tromeo’s cousin Benny, who manages to walk around in string vests and tank tops the whole movie and is still pretending to be straight. Thanks to this movie there’s probably way more of this guy’s bum floating around the Internet than the actor would like. I mean honestly, are they supposed to look like that? Can’t anything be done to dress them up a little? Have there been any studies on this? I had to see way more lady-nipple than any gay man ought to. This movie has a disturbing preponderance of boobage. They live happily ever after with their deformed mutant children. They drive off into the sunset, even though they’ve just found out they’re brother and sister. Tromeo barely seems to notice and dives right into making out with that cow face and all the open sores. Instead of faking her own death, Juliet takes a drug that turns her into a hideous cow-woman so she can scare off her unwanted fiancé. Put away your degree from Juilliard, this isn’t that kind of movie. Me: What movie does she think she’s in? She’s got popcorn and rats exploding out of her pregnant belly. Parker: Juliet’s actually doing proper acting. Which makes me wonder, god why? No-one’s here to watch Romeo and Juliet, we’ve already seen Romeo and Juliet. About 50% of that actually seems to be a genuine attempt to build romance and intrigue. This movie is 107 minutes long, and it’s not all just Troma antics. Which makes me wonder why they spent so much time on it. There’s not much to say about the plot of this - it’s Romeo and Juliet, one of the most well-known stories of all time. Me: Jesus, this guy gets his fingers cut off, now he’s got this fire hydrant-shaped gash in his head. This is Troma’s take on the Bard, which means we’re in for our usual assortment of pencil-necks, sluts, punks, meatheads, bimbos, and homicidal maniacs - only this time with Shakespeare gags like “The Merchant of Penis”, “As You Lick It”, and “Much Ado About Humping”. You just hope that’s not the best bit of the film. Is this the one with the penis monster? Is this the one with the penis monster? YES! It is! Hahaa, so whatever else you’re going to see tonight, there’s going to be a penis monster. Meanwhile, after phase one, it’s time for Tromeo and Juliet (1996). Maybe he’s looking at a lot of computer monitors. I’d hate to have yellow/orange-tinted glasses. And see if you can pick up a pair of those too-cool-for-school glasses too. Me: Will you get that nasty little emo comb-forward? Just go in and ask for the Hitler. You need to have a conversation with your mum, see if you have a secret brother who she sold to the circus for a bottle of Jack Daniels and half a pack of menthols. Me: Am I allowed to talk about how much you look like Daniel Johnston’s backing guitarist? Daniel Johnston and his backing guitarist from their Tiny Desk Concert. Encyclopedia of movie night knowledge, page 15:ĭefinition: Phase 1, also known as phase one, is the introductory period of each Wednesday movie night, in which Parker and St John exchange information regarding their personal lives.Ī typical movie night involves Parker prattling on about himself for an overlong period, and St John stating that he is “so tired.” Other topics are occasionally introduced.
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